unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

  • Humans: *selectively breed sheep so they grow so much wool they're in danger of death from heat stroke*
  • Humans: See? They NEED to be sheared!

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves